Devizes Hockey Club

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Simon "Bomber" Harris

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Position: Defender

Simon pitched up at Devizes after forsaking his previous club, Sonning, because they wouldn't change their strip and away day outfits to mimic Pearly Kings. Bomber (previously known as Chopper) likes to spend his nights pounding the Joanna and singing "…Knees Up Mother Brown…"

On the field of play he's a no nonsense performer who always does his best for the side… a staunch and resolute defender he'd never be caught playing against Devizes. He can always be found fag in mouth having a giraffe at the expense of the opposition…