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The only ladies game this weeks sees the Ladies 2nds do battle with Salisbury. Without a win so far, coach Edwards is looking to freshen things up and is rumoured to have decided to umpire the game in order to turn things Devizes' way.
With the Ladies 1st having no game, the squad have been whisked away to Marbella for warm weather training. Hopefully this will kick start them. Not wanting to be outdone, 3rd team coach Rob Dolan, has whisked his sqaud off to Market Lavington for a pint in the Drummer Boy.
Expect an alien inavsion at the Devizes Leisure Centre Arena this Saturday as Plymouth Martians come to town. Hopefully the men in black will be able to counter this alien invasion in the same way that Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith did so; twice!
Grant Humphries takes his charges to City of Bath. Grunt will be hoping for a glut of goals against the side at the foot of the table. Momentum will be all important for Grant's troops ahead of the crunch derby game against Swindon Old Boy player poachers next Saturday.
Peter Military McAnew takes his team to West Wilts. McAnew will be hoping that his big gun Phil Alsop fires. Although rumour has it that Alsop's more talented 10 year old son may get the nod ahead of him.
Russ 'The Chancellor' Hillier takes his side to play Bath Buccs T. Looking to build on results that have been improving each week, Hillier commented: "I hope that Nick Sherman, sherminates the oppo as we all know that he can."
Enjoy your weekend, and remember the piss up at the Sports Club, 4.30pm onwards. All welcome. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH, The famous ........... Army went to see the pope...

Published: Thursday October 19 2006

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What's on this Saturday