Midshires HC thrives in bustling market town

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Hi all Mattie here. Mid-summer is upon us and I am bored out of my tiny skull and sober, although Hockey has now finished there is no problem with making a reservation in our numerous restaurants. So far my summer has been spent at Hill Billy house deep in Deliverance forest. There seems no end of fairies named Puck and Bottom, I thought puck was an object in another sport!!! Anyway there always seem to be plenty of Bottoms here in Midshires so I am not sure the famous bard has a monopoly on such things. I hear you chaps might find this a little highbrow but I think you need a little culture in your little lives.

I hope you don't mind me using your website again this year it gets far more visitors than our rather pathetic offering. To make my meagre offerings more enjoyable I think I might try a little sales promotion and we might offer a few competitions for your delectation.

Anyway my Cousins are all out in the fields farming and such like and our ageing player/coach, Reginald MacMillan has returned from his new years drunken binge and has been performing miracles during the off season.

We are looking for new members next season but have decided it would test their ingenuity if we didn't give out contact details, so here's hoping.

Hear from me soon

Mattie

Published: Sunday June 24 2007

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Midshires HC thrives in bustling market town