Devizes Hockey Club A bit of info about the opposition this weekend:
Mens 1st v Bridgend: Bridgend is the leading manufacturer of the Sony Walkman in the world.
Mens 2nd v West Wilts: Rumour has it that the area West Wilts was once the glue sniffing capital of England.
Mens 3rd v Swindon: Swindon is the Chav capital of Wiltshire. The best thing about Swindon is the M4 going out of it. Both ways!!
Mens 4th v Shepton Mallet: Shepton Mallet's economy is entirely dependent on the Royal Bath & West Show.
Ladies 1st v Lydney: Where, what is is Lydney?
Ladies 2nd v Marlborough: Marlborough has the highest GDP per head in Wiltshire. You get prevented entry at the town's gates if you don't have 8 £50 notes in your breast pocket.
Hope you find all the above interesting.
Published: Thursday October 05 2006